Everything you heard is true, that I was the one who prank called your house last night, I was also the one who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, I was also the one who threw the snowball at the surveillance camera. I am the one who talks to your daughter; I am the one who you call immature. I am the one you shot for carrying a comb and not a gun. I am a thief, a runt, a kid. I carry a knife everywhere I go; I lie to my parents and my teachers. And I lie to you. Do you think that I would mow your lawn voluntarily? Or do you want me to go to school everyday? What do you want me to do? You want me to pay for everything I buy? Do you want me to grow up? I don’t know; what is it you want from me? I am the one who folds your laundry, I am the one who cleans up dinner, I am the one who walks the dog. I am the one who eats my vegetables without fear. I’m a little you and I’m also confessing for you.