Everything you heard about me is true. I did rip out all the pages of the English books. I did throw away all the math textbooks when school was done. I hate going to school. I hate learning new things. Who cares about the education of teens we’re ignorant no matter what. I told your daughter to help or she’ll never be back home. I’m the crossing guard. I’m your hair dresser. I’m the child’s babysitter. I watch your children go and come home from school through my car. I make your lunch everyday at 12:30. I’m the stranger you sit next to on the bus. I’m the lazy, dumb teenager you love to hate.