By volunteering to go to war with the army of the nefarious, rather than the one of my choosing, I have no one to blame. It is what it is. Motivated by the twisted ethics and values fleshed out in A Good Dude, I endeavor to turn convicts into substance abuse clinicians of the college-educated variety. The formation of my evidence-based think-tank—Inside Solutions—was borne from the hopeless feeling of being trapped by geopolitical factors beyond my control. With my new multi-cultural unit I shall go deep into enemy territory. Flickering at the end of the tunnel of self-actualization is a light of solution-oriented transcendence. To be gangsta in my crew you gotta go to school … and that’s for real.